thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

medianrare:

White girls trying to read captchas like

harryedward:

harrystylesus:

listen if ur under like 5’5 you dont need a guy thats 6 foot leave the tall boys for the tall girls wtf

Shut up I’ll date 80 tall boys if I want and we’ll all show up to your house and slam dunk your ass on the court see you then you tall ass hater

marblechemist:

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

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